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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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(512): View more from Texas

last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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(585): View more from New York

So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

where's the fun in that?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.

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Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"

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(661): View more from California

Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.

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