my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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