He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
where am i from again
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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