Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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