love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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