it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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