i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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