i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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