So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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