The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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