so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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