I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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