I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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