I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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