i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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