WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Mom said you looked used
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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