i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it's like iHOP with fire
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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