? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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