She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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