Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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