Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize