i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My life is pants optional.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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