i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Less talking, more tequila
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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