there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
