Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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