I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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