I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
we're so committed to being not committed
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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