Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
dude. I can hear the air.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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