i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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