I'd wear matching sweaters with you
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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