Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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