Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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