I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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