okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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