..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think i have herpe
just one?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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