..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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