; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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