the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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