Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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