Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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