party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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