Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize