There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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