No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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