Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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