I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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