Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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