Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i came on her dog
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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