Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
