just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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