$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i think im in europe. pls send help
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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