my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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